- Ring, Ring, Ring
- Frank excuses himself from his dinner with his wife as he hears the ring
- His wife glances over at his phone and sees "Incoming Call: Latin Lover" and gives a nasty stare at Frank
- Frank smirks and says don't worry about it honey, it's just Omar Minaya and walks into the other room
- FW: No Omar, you still can't have Prado, Escobar, Soriano or Vazquez
- OM: Ahh, Frank, you know me too well, but today I have a different proposal
- FW: Okay Omar, let's hear it
- OM: I want to trade for Jeff Francoeur
- FW: (spits out coffee on computer screen) Okay Omar, what else do you want with him?
- OM: Oh no no, I just want Jeff, he is very durable, has a great arm, and plays good glove defense.
- FW: Alright, that's all true (nose grows about 3 inches), so you want us to eat his salary?
- OM: No, I don't want money, I want to trade Ryan Church to you for him.
- FW: (wets pants).......Omar, what is your middle name?
- OM: I'm sorry, no comprende?
- FW: I need to make sure this is for real Omar, now what's your middle name and date of birth?
- OM: Teodoro - November 10th, 1958
- FW: Okay, Ryan Church for Jeff Francoeur........fax over the trade sheet
- OM: It's on its way.
- FW: I'll have it back there before you can blink, buenos dias Omar.
- OM: Goodbye Frank.
- Frank walks back to the dinner table screaming in joy
- Frank's wife is now even more concerned and yells "Frank, you get a call from "Latin Lover", you go in the other room, your pants are wet, and you have a huge smile on your face, now what is really going on?"
- FW: I just traded Jeff Francoeur to the Mets for a human being with the right amount of chromosomes
- His wife now has a matching smile and runs to him and gives him a huge hug and says "Let's go upstairs"
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