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CB1
05-10-2007, 10:37 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mlb_credits_hank_aaron_with_50

In what Major League Baseball officials are calling a "long overdue correction of a gross oversight," Commissioner Bud Selig announced Tuesday the discovery that Hall of Famer Hank Aaron had in fact accumulated 50 previously unaccounted-for home runs during his illustrious 22-year baseball career, bringing his once record total of 755 to an even higher 805 and putting the all-time home-run record perhaps forever out of reach.
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Hank Aaron hits one of the 12 home runs he tallied during the 1973-1/2 season.

"Hank Aaron is a hero, an excellent man, and a great ambassador for the game of baseball," Selig said during a press conference to announce the findings. "We're proud to have finally set things right, hopefully once and for all. And I have to tell you, some of the home runs that we discovered were just monster shots. One was hit off of [Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher] Harvey Haddix that went 576 feet, and Hank wasn't even that big of a guy. Just naturally strong and gifted, I guess."

Haddix was unavailable for comment, as he passed away in 1994.Yeah, there's more of the story at the link above

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Wow.

:D :clap:


Edited by McCarroll21 because of the lack of a link and the appearance of the entire article.

McCarroll21
05-10-2007, 10:48 AM
Yeah, first off all congrats on not posting a link, then posting the entire story.

The Onion has gone to shit.

CB1
05-10-2007, 10:56 AM
That was the point.
I had a link earlier, and I thought it was funny.

McCarroll21
05-10-2007, 11:05 AM
What was the point? Ignoring the rules of the site as far as posting a link and not an entire article? That's cool.

vnodnarb
05-10-2007, 11:20 AM
i wish this was true so bad

Chief Knockahoma
05-10-2007, 12:27 PM
i wish this was true so bad

you, me, and the rest of the world feel the same way....well not including Barry Bonds and Joe Morgan.

Jsh1284
05-10-2007, 02:46 PM
I think this would be excellent.

Oh, and thanks to ESPN I've had to listen to moronic rainbow coalition supporters talk on KEWN radio all morning .. basically they've been talking about how non-bonds supporters are racist.

These guys are morons. People quit calling in when this dude said the park Bonds plays in is the best pitchers' park in baseball. I'd seriously love to deck anyone who says Bonds support is truly a racial thing instead of a MORAL thing.

Hobbes
05-10-2007, 09:25 PM
you, me, and the rest of the world feel the same way....well not including Barry Bonds and Joe Morgan.
Bonds would break it anyway even if Aaron did have 50 more homers. Bonds would play however long it took to break it. At least this way Bonds will likely retire at a lower total and make the mark easier to reach for A-Rod, Pujols, etc.

JCStone7
05-10-2007, 10:18 PM
I wish someone would spike him right in the knee when he gets to 754

GrandMasterB
05-10-2007, 10:26 PM
I wish someone would spike him right in the knee when he gets to 754

Why? Why???

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Nancy_Kerrigan_Biography_2.jpg

gobravez
05-10-2007, 11:00 PM
Why? Why???


I wannna know why not before he get anywhere near 754!

cjones1999
05-10-2007, 11:01 PM
aww hell,now Chipper has to hit 400 more to pass Mantle:(....oh wait,it's fake