July 12th: Braves (Morton) at Padres (Maddux)

[McCarroll21]

<table class="tborder" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="500"><tbody><tr><td class="tcat" colspan="4" align="center">Braves at Padres</td></tr><tr><td class="thead" colspan="4" align="center">July 12, 2008</td></tr><tr><td class="tcat" colspan="4" align="center"><span class="smallfont"><strong>Pitching Matchup</strong></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="thead" align="center">ATLANTA</td><td colspan="2" class="thead" align="center">SAN DIEGO</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3"><img src="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_450203.jpg"></td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3"><strong>Charlie Morton</strong>
1-2, 6.84

<strong>Last appearance:</strong>
7/06 vs HOU
6.0 IP, 6 ER
Dec = ND </td><td align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3"><img src="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_118120.jpg"></td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3"><strong>Greg Maddux</strong>
3-7, 3.90

<strong>Last appearance:</strong>
7/07 vs FLA
6.0 IP, 1 ER
Dec = Loss </td></tr></tbody></table><table class="tborder" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="500"><tbody><tr><td class="tcat" colspan="4" align="center"><span class="smallfont"><strong>Series at a Glance</strong></span></td></tr><tr><td class="thead" colspan="4" align="center">Padres Lead 1-0</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">7/11</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3" width="50%">Braves 0 @ <strong>Padres 4</strong></td><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">SS</td><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">10:05 PM</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">7/12</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3" width="50%">Braves (Morton) @ Padres (Maddux)</td><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">SS</td><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">10:05 PM</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">7/13</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3" width="50%">Braves (Campillo) @ Padres (Wolf)</td><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">SS</td><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">4:05 PM</td></tr></tbody></table><table class="tborder" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="500"><tbody><tr><td class="tcat" colspan="4" align="center"><span class="smallfont"><strong>Today's Lineups</strong></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="thead" align="center">ATLANTA</td><td colspan="2" class="thead" align="center" width="50%">SAN DIEGO</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">1.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">G. Blanco, LF</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">S. Hairston, CF</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">2.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">K. Johnson, 2B</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">E. Gonzalez, 2B</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">3.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">C. Jones, 3B</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">A. Gonzalez, 1B</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">4.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">M. Teixeira, 1B</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">K. Kouzmanoff, 3B</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">5.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">B. McCann, C</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">C. Headley, LF</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">6.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">J. Francoeur, RF</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">J. Gerut, RF</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">7.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">M. Kotsay, CF</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">K. Greene, SS</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">8.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">B. Lillibridge, SS</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">N. Hundley, C</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">9.</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">C. Morton, P</td><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">G. Maddux, P</td></tr></tbody></table><table class="tborder" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="500"><tbody><tr><td class="tcat" align="center"><span class="smallfont"><strong>Pitching Matchup</strong></span></td></tr><tr><td class="thead" align="center">Charlie Morton, ATL</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">Charlie Morton gave up six runs on eight hits Sunday against the Astros, but his start was inconsequential after the Braves needed 17 innings to pick up the win. Morton hung a two-out breaking ball to Ty Wigginton, who hit a third-inning grand slam and put Morton and the Braves in an early hole. Morton responded well, though, retiring the next nine batters he faced before giving up another run in the sixth inning. Morton is now 0-2 with an 8.36 ERA in three starts at Turner Field. He is 1-0 with a 4.91 ERA (6 ER in 11 IP) in two road starts this season.</td></tr><tr><td class="thead" align="center">Greg Maddux, SD</td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" bgcolor="#e3e3e3">Maddux was his usual self in getting multiple ground-ball outs in his last outing against the Florida Marlins on July 7, but he still came away with the loss. Maddux has been a victim of either no-decisions or decisions where he hasn't gotten enough run support all season. Against the Marlins, Maddux went a solid six innings giving up two runs (one earned) on four hits. </td></tr></tbody></table><table class="tborder" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="500"><tbody><tr><td class="tcat" colspan="4" align="center"><span class="smallfont"><strong>AccuScore Game Forecast</strong></span></td></tr><tr><td class="smallfont" align="center" bgcolor="#e3e3e3"><script language="Javascript" type="text/javascript"><!-- var f0=new flashObj(); f0.flashFile="http://assets.espn.go.com/swf/mlb/accuscore_mlb.swf"; f0.flashVars="&XMLURL=http://espn.go.com/mlb/accuscore/280712125.xml"; f0.ID = "as_280712125"; f0.width = "480"; f0.height = "320"; f0.DenyIEdl = "TRUE"; f0.FlashVer = 7; f0.cabVersion = "7,0,0,0"; f0.altTxt = "Flash Player Required"; f0.render(true); // --></script><embed src="http://assets.espn.go.com/swf/mlb/accuscore_mlb.swf" swliveconnect="FALSE" quality="best" scale="exactfit" flashvars="&XMLURL=http://espn.go.com/mlb/accuscore/280712125.xml" wmode="opaque" id="as_280712125" name="flash3" menu="false" devicefont="false" salign="lt" allowscriptaccess="Always" allownetworking="All" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" height="320" width="480"></td></tr></tbody></table>

[McCarroll21]

The future meets the past. Who's better in the present?

[GeorgiaSouthernBrave]

I have Francouer grounding out 3 times tonight.

[gobravez]

Maddux just doesn't look right in a Padres uniform.

[McCarroll21]

I have Francouer grounding out 3 times tonight.
Hmm... I think Maddux will get him at least once by backing up a fastball on the outer half. I think our offense will score a few runs tonight so I'll keep the three groundouts you have and add my strikeout in for an 0-for-4.

[731BravesFan]

Franchey will K, double, walk, and flyout tonight.

[HTF]

Escobar either needs to man up or be DL'd this is ridiculous.

[731BravesFan]

oh, and lillibridge with K, hit 2 groundouts, and will hit puberty tonight.

[HTF]

The future meets the past. Who's better in the present?

It's pretty even IMO, both at the very separate ends of the spectrum, Maddux about to retire, Morton just entering.

[gobravez]

Escobar either needs to man up or be DL'd this is ridiculous.

It doesn't really matter if they DL him or not as there are just 2 games left before the break. Hopefully he will be ready to go after the break though.

[HTF]

It doesn't really matter if they DL him or not as there are just 2 games left before the break. Hopefully he will be ready to go after the break though.

It matters to me, because my corneas are gonna explode if I have to watch Lillibridge for an extended period of time.

[McCarroll21]

It matters to me, because my corneas are gonna explode if I have to watch Lillibridge for an extended period of time.
Who do you think is going to play short if Yunel goes to the DL?

[HTF]

Who do you think is going to play short if Yunel goes to the DL?

Diory Hernandez hopefully...I know I'm dreaming but hey you never know.

[GrandMasterB]

I predict the Braves will score a run tonight.

[GrandMasterB]

Escobar to undergo MRI on left shoulder (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080712&content_id=3118958&vkey=news_atl&fext=.jsp&c_id=atl&partnerId=rss_atl)

Hopefully, they don't find anything serious enough to have him out for a while and these eight days off will have him ready to go on Friday.

[jones2510]

:gobraves::chop:

[HTF]

Whoever thought up a 10:15 start should be shot.

[McCarroll21]

Whoever thought up a 10:15 start should be shot.
It's 7:15 there, my man.

[HTF]

It's 7:15 there, my man.

Good for them, but it would be nice if they didn't only think of themselves. But I guess it could be said the same for when it starts at 4 o clock when the West teams come East.

[HTF]

Cmon Blanco get us started.

[jones2510]

Lets go Blanco

[McCarroll21]

Here comes the Maddux!

[McCarroll21]

Here comes the Maddux!
Bingo!

[gobravez]

Ha Ha, this is the home plate umpire that was suspended a few weeks ago for confronting Beltran.

[jschafer5]

I can't stand watching people strike out swinging...

[HTF]

Cmon Greg pitch like your last few years with the Braves.

[jones2510]

ugh, Lets go Chipper

[jschafer5]

I can't stand watching people strike out swinging...

x2!

[HTF]

x2!

Kelly didn't swing at it.

[vnodnarb]

I'd rather they go down swinging instead of looking.

[jschafer5]

Get out the lotion folks.

[gobravez]

I can't stand watching people strike out swinging...

You mean strike out looking?

[jschafer5]

Kelly didn't swing at it.

I'd rather they go down swinging instead of looking.

Shit, I f'd up..I meant looking, since they both went down looking.:o

You mean strike out looking?

yes

[GrandMasterB]

Cmon Greg pitch like your last few years with the Braves.

Uhh, his last few years in Atlanta were still pretty dang good.

[McCarroll21]

Shit, I f'd up..I meant looking, since they both went down looking.:o



yes
Way to go screw up! :D

[HTF]

Shit, I f'd up..I meant looking, since they both went down looking.:o

Yeah that 85 right down the middle fools em every time.

[gobravez]

WOO! Good Start Morton!

[jones2510]

lets go charlie

[gobravez]

YAYAYAYAYAY!

Ok, too many yay's....but Charlie got a K!

[McCarroll21]

http://www.braves-nation.com/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png

[jschafer5]

http://www.braves-nation.com/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png

I was waiting for it. :)

[HTF]

http://www.braves-nation.com/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png

hahahaha

[gobravez]

good play little leaguer!

[jones2510]

nice brent

[GrandMasterB]

Charlie has out-Maddux'd Greg through one inning, two groundouts to one!

[jones2510]

lets go brian

[HTF]

Good Eye Mac, cmon Frenchy hit it in the air.

[gobravez]

everytime I see Eddie this is the first thing that always comes to mind:

vCpyLCqrnOU

[McCarroll21]

Good Eye Mac, cmon Frenchy hit it in the air.
:lol: we're not looking for hits, just avoid the double play!

[jones2510]

lets go kotsay

[HTF]

:lol: we're not looking for hits, just avoid the double play!

effin right :D

[HTF]

So who's ready for the Futures game tomorrow?

[jschafer5]

So who's ready for the Futures game tomorrow?

Me...I was gonna try to convince my parents to take me to the AAA all-star game in louisville, but thats before I knew about going to Atlanta. Now I'm more focused on convincing them to go the that hotel, which is the like f'n $320 a night.

[gobravez]

Where is everyone? The gamethread is dead!

[GrandMasterB]

So who's ready for the Futures game tomorrow?

Looking forward to seeing our future left/center fielder play!

[McCarroll21]

http://www.braves-nation.com/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png

[McCarroll21]

Where is everyone? The gamethread is dead!
I'm trying to figure out something with the BN Bux.

[jones2510]

get the dp

[JCStone7]

Where is everyone? The gamethread is dead!


Have no fear I'm here!

[boof1027]

I have to watch a gamecast, If Comment on something when I see it happen it will be 2 pages late

[GrandMasterB]

http://www.braves-nation.com/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png

Apply once every inning or as prescribed by your pitching coach.

[jschafer5]

Nice charles.

[JCStone7]

Wow Teix can pick it!

[GrandMasterB]

Jason Michaels just hit a walkoff to win the game in Pittsburgh. :mad:

[McCarroll21]

LOL! They're talking about Khalil and they could be saying the same about Jeff.

[HTF]

Jason Michaels just hit a walkoff to win the game in Pittsburgh. :mad:

Just my luck, an OF who can hit HRs what a weird phenomenon.

[HTF]

Cmon Blanco let's get a 2 out rally started :rolleyes:

[JCStone7]

I hear this scoring runs thing is pretty cool, let's try it!

[GrandMasterB]

Cmon Blanco let's get a 2 out rally started :rolleyes:

Have some faith. Charlie will get on base. :D

[GrandMasterB]

I hear this scoring runs thing is pretty cool, let's try it!

Scoring runs is overrated. It only gets your hopes up.

[HTF]

Have some faith. Charlie will get on base. :D

You're right I should be a little more optimistic :p

[vnodnarb]

LOL! They're talking about Khalil and they could be saying the same about Jeff.

At least Jeff has a trophy wife.

[gobravez]

WOO Brent!

[HTF]

LOL, good job Lilly

[JCStone7]

w00t Lil'Bridge!

[McCarroll21]

Wipe your corneas, Brent got a hit!

[jones2510]

Woot! Brent

[gobravez]

At least Jeff has a trophy wife.

Yeah, but Jeff doesn't have a mullet.

[HTF]

Wipe your corneas, Brent got a hit!

:bow:

[JCStone7]

At least Jeff has a trophy wife.

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub_test/03/27/45/slideshow_245273_Jeffncatie1.jpg

:nod:

[HTF]

Good Job Blanco. A productive out FTW

[gobravez]

LOLOMGROFLLMAO WE SCORED A RUN!

[jones2510]

Woot! braves score!

[JCStone7]

Catie with a mini rally

[McCarroll21]

Damn. Get him on, get him over, get him in. Holy poop.

[JCStone7]

Damn. Get him on, get him over, get him in. Holy poop.

I know, it's rare, what's this fundamentals crap?

[731BravesFan]

Damn. Get him on, get him over, get him in. Holy poop.
are we .. actually playing.. .. .. .. baseball?

[McCarroll21]

I know, it's rare, what's this fundamentals crap?
As Chipper Jones says about switch hitting, "it's a rare commodity in [Braves] baseball these days."

[JCStone7]

Keep it going Charlie!

[JCStone7]

Nice play Teix, I've done that a time or too!

[HTF]

Charlie with the assist

[GrandMasterB]

I predict the Braves will score a run tonight.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1792/kipyestk9.gif

[JCStone7]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1792/kipyestk9.gif

:lol: The Padres are just jealous that we've been chatting online with babes all day!

[McCarroll21]

Maddux with a hit!

[gobravez]

that would have been a good play if chippah would got it

[HTF]

Maddux is catching up with Corky

[McCarroll21]

The two hits in the game belong to Brent Lillibridge and Greg Maddux. Nice!

[JCStone7]

The two hits in the game belong to Brent Lillibridge and Greg Maddux. Nice!

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff70/ryanfrahm88/twilight_zone.jpg

[McCarroll21]

:lol:

[HTF]

No comment on that.

[gobravez]

Maddux!

[GrandMasterB]

And now he steals a base. C'mon, Greg, you're killing us.

[JCStone7]

So McCann to 1B eh?

[HTF]

Good Hustle Chip.

[McCarroll21]

Woo! Chipper with an infield hit! Chipper for leadoff!

[JCStone7]

Bout time Chip, I was about to come at you like a spider monkey

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/jjh4/Superheroes/Spider-Monkey.jpg

[GrandMasterB]

Maddux is now tied with Teixeira in career steals.

Get busy, Mark!

[HTF]

Conor Jackson eh?

[McCarroll21]

No comment on that.
When you're winless in your last 11 starts, you find a way to do it yourself.

[JCStone7]

Maddux is now tied with Teixeira in career steals.

Get busy, Mark!

As Teix gets thrown out on a DP where the 2B bobbled the ball

[McCarroll21]

The LH is Tony Gwynn (I think).

[josephw000]

Screw Teix...trade him!

[JCStone7]

What was the ?

[HTF]

Screw Teix...trade him!

I wouldn't go so far to say Screw him, but yes trade him.

[JCStone7]

Keep it rolling Charmer!

[vnodnarb]

Something has to give we're up by 1 on the road.

[JCStone7]

Boog with a Butch Huskey reference! :lol:

[McCarroll21]

What was the ?
Minimum 50 plate appearances, which RH and LH batters have the highest batting average off Maddux.

[JCStone7]

Something has to give we're up by 1 on the road.

It's too early, wait until the 8th or so

[McCarroll21]

Let's go Charlie!<br>

[jones2510]

Lets go charlie get the dp

[McCarroll21]

<img src="/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png"><br>

[HTF]

I think that's the best Curve he's thrown since coming up.

[McCarroll21]

It's good to see Victorino killed a team other than the Braves tonight.<br>

[gobravez]

It's good to see Victorino killed a team other than the Braves tonight.


They still lost.

[HTF]

I think that's the best Curve he's thrown since coming up.

Nevermind

[McCarroll21]

<img src="http://www.braves-nation.com/mccarroll21/charmerlotion.png"><br>

[gobravez]

He is on his game tonight!

[jschafer5]

Let's go Charlie..Get that ERA lower than 5.50

[GrandMasterB]

Something has to give we're up by 1 on the road.

You just had to mention it!

[vnodnarb]

Blanco should be a much better outfielder than he is.

[McCarroll21]

One run road games in blue jerseys just aren't going to stand.

[McCarroll21]

Blanco should be a much better outfielder than he is.
You mean, you don't like a lazy outfielder that takes bad routes to balls?

[HTF]

You mean, you don't like a lazy outfielder that takes bad routes to balls?

Stop hating on Francoeur he's doing his best jeez :D

[McCarroll21]

Stop hating on Francoeur he's doing his best jeez :D
LOL! My bad. Kotsay acts like a mirror. At least one side of the mirror has a strong arm.

[GrandMasterB]

You mean, you don't like a lazy outfielder that takes bad routes to balls?

I don't know about him, but I like my lazy outfielders to pretty much catch everything that's hit out there.

[JCStone7]

LOL! My bad. Kotsay acts like a mirror. At least one side of the mirror has a strong arm.

According to Vin Scully Blanco has a cannon!

[HTF]

According to Vin Scully Blanco has a cannon!

Yeah and Kirk Gibson is a speed demon

[gobravez]

I don't know about him, but I like my lazy outfielders to pretty much catch everything that's hit out there.

Dish out 18 million and you can have andruw. He'll do your dishes and everything.

[HTF]

Dish out 18 million and you can have andruw. He'll do your dishes and everything.

Andruw isn't lazy he's just fat.

[vnodnarb]

Andruw isn't lazy he's just fat.

It took one to become the other, no?

[HTF]

It took one to become the other, no?

I guess, Bob Wickman never let out the secret.

[GrandMasterB]

Not even WTP. Todd > Nick.

[Chief Knockahoma]

nice to see that the Braves are up to their normal nonsense...at least we're consistent.

[JCStone7]

Not even WTP. Todd > Nick.

:confused:

[josephw000]

Wow Chuck....really makin yourself work against these tuff Phillie hitters......wtf....we're playing the Padres!?!

[McCarroll21]

:confused:
Todd Hundley!

[JCStone7]

Wow Chuck....really makin yourself work against these tuff Phillie hitters......wtf....we're playing the Padres!?!

Please don't call Charlie Chuck capeesh!

[HTF]

:confused:

Todd Hundley>Nick Hundley I guess

[McCarroll21]

Wow Chuck....really makin yourself work against these tuff Phillie hitters......wtf....we're playing the Padres!?!
They're almost as close to first as we are. :D

[JCStone7]

Todd Hundley!

Oh, it seems there's always a juicer brought up in gamethreads :lol:

[HTF]

Speaking of the twilight zone.

[JCStone7]

Seeing eye single!

Edit: erased

[McCarroll21]

At least Jeff knows what it's like to be the one being erased on a double play now.

[gobravez]

Let's go Brent!

[HTF]

That would be a fight I'd like to see.

[josephw000]

Wow who's on the hill, CC Sabathia or Ty Cobb?

We get a runner on and get them immediatlly doubled off....great, grand, wonderful.

If we sell I hope Frenchy can bring us some talent.....

[JCStone7]

:clap: Good job Brent

[GrandMasterB]

Greg! How could you hit a little kid like that?

[gobravez]

Ouch.

[JCStone7]

Wow who's on the hill, CC Sabathia or Ty Cobb?

....

Didn't know Ty Cobb pitched

[GrandMasterB]

Wow who's on the hill, CC Sabathia or Ty Cobb?

We get a runner on and get them immediatlly doubled off....great, grand, wonderful.

If we sell I hope Frenchy can bring us some talent.....

When did Ty Cobb pitch? :confused:

[josephw000]

At least Jeff knows what it's like to be the one being erased on a double play now.

Classic! Hows it feel Jeffy poo.

[HTF]

Didn't know Ty Cobb pitched

Yep him and George Sisler were real Aces. :rolleyes:

[josephw000]

When did Ty Cobb pitch? :confused:

I'm incredibly delirious at this point, I believe I meant Cy Young lol

[McCarroll21]

Yep him and George Sisler were real Aces. :rolleyes:
..and all this time, I thought Greg Maddux was actually a pretty damn good pitcher? No?

[JCStone7]

Yep him and George Sisler were real Aces. :rolleyes:

So that means Ichiro is due to break a pitching record soon!

[GrandMasterB]

..and all this time, I thought Greg Maddux was actually a pretty damn good pitcher? No?

Maddux stinks! He had a WHIP higher than 1.35 like 20 years ago.

[McCarroll21]

Maddux is fun to watch on the baseball field.

[JCStone7]

Wow who's on the hill, CC Sabathia or Ty Cobb?

....

On second thought, if the Georgia Peach can pitch then sign him up Frank!

[vnodnarb]

Maddux stinks! He had a WHIP higher than 1.35 like 20 years ago.

One of his goals every year was to have a higher BA than ERA.

[HTF]

who is he cussing out?

[vnodnarb]

Young Chipper!

[JCStone7]

who is he cussing out?

Anyone who will listen

[JCStone7]

Wow! Talk about a bender

[McCarroll21]

Why do they congratulate Chipper on that commercial and not McCann? That's racist.

[JCStone7]

Why do they congratulate Chipper on that commercial and not McCann? That's racist.

I saw the McCann one earlier

[jones2510]

Lets go blanco kelly chipper

[McCarroll21]

I saw the McCann one earlier
Oh. I take back the racist comment.

[McCarroll21]

Blanco should stick to bunting. Do it on two strikes!

[JCStone7]

Oh. I take back the racist comment.

Is SS racist against FL or GA boys? :lol:

[McCarroll21]

Is SS racist against FL or GA boys? :lol:
Bearded. :lol:

[vnodnarb]

Is SS racist against FL or GA boys? :lol:

Guys who go to Hooters for the fried chicken.

[jones2510]

nice chipper

[JCStone7]

Petco = black hole for all offenses

[HTF]

Cmon Tex earn that 23 mil a year!

[McCarroll21]

Woo! Chipper going to left field. He wouldn't have done that a week ago. He's getting there.

[JCStone7]

Cmon Tex earn that 23 mil a year!

Who's ass does he have to kiss on the field?

[McCarroll21]

Dang. Hairston plays way back there, eh?

[HTF]

Who's ass does he have to kiss on the field?

Chipper's just like everyone else duh!

[jones2510]

yes tex keep it going brian

[JCStone7]

Dang. Hairston plays way back there, eh?

Well you know those Petco Park flies just carry and all

[GrandMasterB]

Who's ass does he have to kiss on the field?

Vince McMahon's.

[JCStone7]

Vince McMahon's.

NO CHANCE IN HELL!

[McCarroll21]

Gap one!

[gobravez]

Do it Mac!

[McCarroll21]

LOL! Bases loaded for that guy.

[JCStone7]

Bases loaded for Francoeur

:wall:

[HTF]

Who woulda thunk it? "Franchy" up with em loaded

[GrandMasterB]

Maddux hasn't lasted this long by being stupid. He knows to load the bases for Francoeur.

[josephw000]

Frenchy with the bases loaded......what's he do!!! I got 20 on ground out to second!

[vnodnarb]

Get me that extra base hit Jeff!

[Rip4144]

Oh NO!! Frenchy

[JCStone7]

That was a good rip

[McCarroll21]

Poor ball girl.

[McCarroll21]

JF4Life!

[HTF]

Twilight Zone marathon tonight!

[JCStone7]

Franchey might get a star!

[GrandMasterB]

:eek:

Send everyone down to the minors for three days!

[vnodnarb]

Why do they keep showing us that lard?

[jones2510]

:eek: jeff got a hit

[McCarroll21]

If every pitch Jeff saw was a hanging changeup on the inner half, he'd be a consistent .300 hitter.

[josephw000]

Reverse psychology works!!! Kots is junk I got 10 saying he pops out....

[GrandMasterB]

If every pitch Jeff saw was a hanging changeup on the inner half, he'd be a consistent .300 hitter.

Liar.

[Rip4144]

Was that Frenchy or did someone slipped on his uni?

[JCStone7]

If every pitch Jeff saw was a hanging changeup on the inner half, he'd be a consistent .300 hitter.

So would I! Sign me up, I'll play for league minimum

[McCarroll21]

Was that Frenchy or did someone slipped on his uni?
Hard to duplicate that homeless looking beard.

[vnodnarb]

Maddux probably doesn't have many starts left in the San Diego uniform.

[JCStone7]

Hard to duplicate that homeless looking beard.

Guess he spent that 2.2 mill signing bonus eh?

[McCarroll21]

Maddux has thrown 75 pitches to get through 6 innings. Morton has thrown 92 through 5. Maddux has 51 strikes. Morton has 55.

[Rip4144]

Hope the hit by Frenchy wins the game for us maybe, that will set him off. God do we need him to hit!!

[McCarroll21]

Guess he spent that 2.2 mill signing bonus eh?
LOL! On a discounted ticket from Delta to get him from Atlanta to Mississippi :lol:

[HTF]

Hard to duplicate that homeless looking beard.

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll268/usry723/saddam_homeless.jpg

[McCarroll21]

Charlie, I need a "quality start" out of you.

[JCStone7]

LOL! On a discounted ticket from Delta to get him from Atlanta to Mississippi :lol:

Doesn't work!

fyd6CZEV6Sg

[Rip4144]

Is it time to pull Morton?

[vnodnarb]

Charlie, I need a "quality start" out of you.

Same here, get it done!

[McCarroll21]

Is it time to pull Morton?
No. He's got to get through the sixth.

[McCarroll21]

Get the double play, Charlie!

[JCStone7]

And Bobby with the hook

[Chop33]

Lillibridge is listed as 5-11, 190lbs... I find that hard to believe.

[McCarroll21]

:( so much for that YNOT question. Get it done, Will!

[Rip4144]

After six then he is gone, rigth?

[McCarroll21]

After six then he is gone, rigth?
The second hit did it. Ohman's coming in.

[josephw000]

Shit chuck

[JCStone7]

Lillibridge is listed as 5-11, 190lbs... I find that hard to believe.

The Rule of 3, subtract 3 from the height and possibly 30 from the weight

[josephw000]

Lillibridge is listed as 5-11, 190lbs... I find that hard to believe.

Those ears hold some weight...

Seriouslly...dude is little....

Wonder how he'll fill out

[McCarroll21]

Shit chuck
His name's not Chuck!

[GrandMasterB]

Good job, Charlie. :clap:

Think he might have saved his spot in the rotation with this start?

[Rip4144]

The second hit did it. Ohman's coming in.


Right you are, this is a good thing.

[josephw000]

The Rule of 3, subtract 3 from the height and possibly 30 from the weight

Also used for members of the opposite sex in determining how many people they have allegedly slept with...

Women you multiply whatever they say by 3....and men you divide it....because we are lying dogs!

[HTF]

Good job, Charlie. :clap:

Think he might have saved his spot in the rotation with this start?

Reyes hasn't given him much competition lately.

[JCStone7]

Swinging sacrifice

[jones2510]

lets go ohman

[McCarroll21]

Let's go Will! Punch out the elf!

[josephw000]

One more of those Will!

[JCStone7]

w00t Oh-Man!

[McCarroll21]

w00t!

[HTF]

Good job Ohman

[McCarroll21]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper527/stills/39b63qui.jpg

Say bye-bye to the elf.