Adam LaRoche Facts

[Adam's Army]

You can expect more and more of these to come. And yes, they are ALL TRUE.


Adam LaRoche is capable of photosynthesis.
Adam LaRoche doesn’t his home runs, the ball flies away from him
Adam LaRoche has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Adam LaRoche does not love Raymond.
Adam LaRoche can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
Adam LaRoche can kick start a car.
Adam LaRoche doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage
Adam LaRoche doesn’t brush his teeth, he points his fist at his mouth and the Plaque jumps off
Adam LaRoche floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
Adam LaRoche can dribble a football.
Adam LaRoche’s IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
Adam LaRoche can clap with one hand
Adam LaRoche knows the last digit of pie
Adam LaRoche can bend spoons with his mind
Adam LaRoche is too overqualified to run for president
Adam LaRoche has two speeds, Walk and KILL

[Chief Knockahoma]

i think you should have a randomizer and have a new Adam fact each day in your signature.

[BGarrett7]

This trend has gotten incredibly out of hand.

[Chief Knockahoma]

This trend has gotten incredibly out of hand.

i concur.

[Adam's Army]

you know whats really out of hand... Adam LaRoche

Adam LaRoche won WWII for the Allies by giving Hitler a dirty look
Adam LaRoche landed on the moon, twice
The Solar System revolves around Adam LaRoche, not the sun
Guns Dont Kill People, Adam LaRoche does
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Adam LaRoche has breathed on
Adam LaRoche doesnt change light bulbs, he prefers to kill in the dark
Adam LaRoche invented baseball
Adam LaRoche platooned for 2 years because the MLB knew it wouldnt be fair if he played every day

[McCarroll21]

This trend has gotten incredibly out of hand.
To be fair to Adam's Army, he was the one guy supporting Adam before his huge second half.

As for the Adam LaRoche facts, I'm not sure ... but it does add something different to the boards.

[Jsh1284]

Even non revolving doors revolve for Chuck James. Beat that, Adam Laroche.

[Chief Knockahoma]

To be fair to Adam's Army, he was the one guy supporting Adam before his huge second half.

As for the Adam LaRoche facts, I'm not sure ... but it does add something different to the boards.

i think it was more of a reference to the whole "facts" phenomenon (ala Chuck Norris blah blah blah).

i could be wrong though.

[McCarroll21]

i think it was more of a reference to the whole "facts" phenomenon (ala Chuck Norris blah blah blah).

i could be wrong though.
I think you are correct, but I wanted to cover all bases and give Adam's Army his credit.

[Chief Knockahoma]

I think you are correct, but I wanted to cover all bases and give Adam's Army his credit.

indeed.

[Adam's Army]

Even non revolving doors revolve for Chuck James. Beat that, Adam Laroche.

Adam LaRoche doesnt need doors, he makes them

[Adam's Army]

I think you are correct, but I wanted to cover all bases and give Adam's Army his credit.

thank you

-Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Adam LaRoche asks for a body bag<O:p</O:p
-you know why Joe Morgan cant get a clear sentence out, its because he is scared Adam LaRoche is right behind him<O:p</O:p
- Adam LaRoche can smell fear<O:p></O:p>
-Adam LaRoche is the cure for the common cold

[Vuchato]

hey, I support Larry O before too. if anyone remembers last year I had him in my avatar. and I said he was better than Mark Teixeira. looks like I was right.

[Adam's Army]

Adam LaRoche once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing

[vnodnarb]

Adam LaRoche once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing

was that before game 4 against the astros last year?

[Adam's Army]

actually he has done this many times before and since.

-Adam LaRoche drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
-Adam LaRoche played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
-When Adam LaRoche goes hunting with Chipper, Marcus and others the forrest park has to close down the forrest afterwards to allow for repopulation
-Adam LaRoche has traveled into the future and saved humanity... twice

[Jsh1284]

was that before game 4 against the astros last year?

It was AFTER he hit the grand slam that shouldv'e won the game for us. Before the ADD mistake that shouldnt have mattered. :)

[Adam's Army]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Adam LaRoche allows to live.

[oyhstah crachah]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Adam LaRoche allows to live...
...by covering up his ugly face with a paper bag when going on nature walks.

[Adam's Army]

you say that to Adam's face and see what happens

Adam LaRoche doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving pitchers nightmares

[oyhstah crachah]

Adam LaRoche doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving pitchers nightmares
Which once again has more to do with personal appearance than mastery of baseball...

[Adam's Army]

again say that to Adam's face

how do you like this fact....
-Oystah Crachah once asked Adam LaRoche for an autograph, but LaRoche doesnt sign autographs for losers, so oystah cracah went home and cried.

-Adam LaRoche built the pyramids

[Adam's Army]

Adam LaRoche doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[oyhstah crachah]

again say that to Adam's face

how do you like this fact....
-Adam LaRoche once asked Oyhstah Crachah for an autograph, but Oyhstah doesnt sign autographs for losers, so Adam LaRoche went home and cried.

Fixed it.

[Nasadega]

Adam Laroche's ADD makes him crying an impossible thing, too much attention needed.

[hotcorner33]

I think that this thread is getting out of hand for what it actually is, a bunch of stupid random facts.

[oyhstah crachah]

eeeeew... Adam's face. You're worse than Adams Army.

[Adam's Army]

oystah, no one like you... no one

[oyhstah crachah]

:eek: :(

[McCarroll21]

:eek: :(
No worries. He's lying.

[oyhstah crachah]

I'm irreparably saddened...
heheh, jk. I even let the typo slide. You don't see me giving drew that respect, no sir.

[Adam's Army]

the army doesnt lie, oystah has no friends. he will die sad and alone.

Edit: Okay, that's enough ... steer this back to the topic or I'll shut'er down.

--McCarroll21

[Adam's Army]

ok, ok, my bad. To get back on topic...

Adam LaRoche invented the "Adam" Bomb (HR)
Adam LaRoche leaped accross the grand canyon in a single bound

[Adam's Army]

-Contrary to popualr belief, the Big Bang was not the beginning of the universe, Adam LaRoche created the univerese and it was good

other people can make these up too

[Adam's Army]

Adam LaRoche plays minesweeper with real mines and no mine detector

[vnodnarb]

you just won't let this thread die will you?

[Adam's Army]

nope

[Vuchato]

Adam doesn't need an army, he can defeat any nation with just a look out of the corner of his eye.

[Adam's Army]

Adam doesn't need an army, he can defeat any nation with just a look out of the corner of his eye.

thats true, we just provide moral support

The reason we have daylights savings time is because Adam LaRoche wanted an extra hour of sleep in the fall.

[Adam's Army]

Adam LaRoche can smell fear

[Adam's Army]

Adam LaRoche is the single most important person to ever grace the Earth

[oyhstah crachah]

Wow... thats mildly offensive...

[Adam's Army]

Adam LaRoche is a nice guy

[McCarroll21]

AA, I know you're committed to this whole thing but don't you feel this has gone on a little too long?

[hotcorner33]

AA, I know you're committed to this whole thing but don't you feel this has gone on a little too long?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I think it is time to shut this baby down.

[Adam's Army]

i said at the beginning, theyre gonna keep coming. if you dont like them then dont read them.

[McCarroll21]

If I choose not to read them, they're still wasting my bandwidth. Meaningless use of bandwidth isn't something that is at the top of my wishlist.

[Adam's Army]

bbbbbbbbaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddwwwwwwwiiiiddddttttth hhhh

[McCarroll21]

Yupp. Closing this one down. It was okay when the "facts" you posted were mildly funny. Now they're just a waste of space. And by the way, telling me to not read something gets you nowhere. If I don't read every post on this message board, I'm not doing my job as the owner of this board.

Thank you.